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Hello folks, and here we are again with another sizzling issue of Naughty Brits, Britain’s favourite one-handed reading matter. We’re not pulling your plonker (we’re sure you can handle that task yourself ) when we tell you that ours is the fastest growing adult mag on the market. Our aim purely and simply is to bring you the filthiest new faces and forms from the UK glamour scene, along with lots of very naughty wives and girlfriends supplied by your good selves. All you young ladies out there feeling the credit crunch should know that we’re throwing out an open invitation: flash your gash and we’ll give you some cash! You know it makes sense. This time round we’ve got some sensationally sexy babes for you to lust over, including the delightful Jada (see right), who is the kind of girl we’d all love to come across in real life - and I mean that literally, folks. There’s also the lovely Candy, who works as a mechanic and can do some great tricks with a dipstick. But enough of my waffle for this time round, because I’m sure you’re itching to start turning those pages. So I’m off to set the laser printer to stun… and I’ll leave you with these wise words from our old mate Confucious, who says, man who fishes in other man’s well often catches crabs. So be careful out there.

Hi everyone, and welcome to the world of porn according to me Phil English. Each Issue I will be bringing you a brief look at what's going on in the wonderful and sometimes wierd of porn. Also, you lot will be treated to funny stories, amazing sex facts to baffle your own mates with down the pub, as well as some naughty pictures - so just relax, and enjoy!

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Adult Entertainment News/Gossip

No SEX Please
via Pornnewz TOKYO” There is no room for romance on board the cosy confines of the International Space Station, a NASA space shuttle commander said Monday when asked what would happen if astronauts had sex in space. \"We are a group of professionals,\" said Space Shuttle Discovery commander Alan... Read Full Article
Tiger Woods Inflatable Love Doll
Xbiz

CHATSWORTH, Calif. — Adult novelty manufacturer Pipedream Products presents the official Take Home Tiger Love Doll, the first blow up doll parodying golf’s biggest player.

The back of the doll box reads,“So what if Ti... Read Full Article


This month: TOP TEN WAGS
10. Toni Poole, John Terry

9. Michaela Henderson, Stewart Downing

8. Carly Zucker, Joe Cole

7. Louise Bonsall, Michael Owen

6. Alex Curran, Stevie Gerrard

5. Christine Bleckley, Frank Lampard

4. Colleen Rooney, Wayne Rooney

3. Melanie Slade, Theo

2. Cheryl Cole, Ashley Cole's Ex

1. Abbi Clancey, Peter Crouch

Two armed men boarded a Los Angeles bus in 1982, made the male driver take the wheel and took his woman companion to a back seat.

One of the gunmen gave her an undentified white tablet, telling her:"If you wake up you won't be able to identify us afterwards." Then he stripped her, tied her up and smothered her body in tartar sauce.... Read Full Article

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FUNNY TEXT

Necrophillia

The urge to crack open a cold one

SEXY FACT

In India it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitute than to buy a condom

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