No SEX Please

via Pornnewz TOKYO� There is no room for romance on board the cosy confines of the International Space Station, a NASA space shuttle commander said Monday when asked what would happen if astronauts had sex in space. \"We are a group of professionals,\" said Space Shuttle Discovery commander Alan Poindexter during a visit to Tokyo, after a reporter asked about the consequences if astronauts boldly went where probably no others have been. \"We treat each other with respect and we have a great working relationship. Personal relationships are not an issue,\" said a serious-faced Poindexter. \"We don\'t have them and we won\'t.\" Poindexter and his six crew members, including the first Japanese mother in space Naoko Yamazaki, were in Tokyo to talk about their two-week resupply mission to the International Space Station. The April voyage broke new ground by putting four women in orbit for the first time, with three female crew joining one woman already on the station. Sex in space may appear out of bounds, but astronauts have been known to succumb to earthly passions. In 2007 former NASA astronaut Lisa Marie Nowak allegedly wore adult diapers when driving hundreds of miles across the United States without bathroom breaks to confront a suspected rival in a romance with a fellow astronaut.

'1/06/2010'

      

Tiger Woods Inflatable Love Doll

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CHATSWORTH, Calif. — Adult novelty manufacturer Pipedream Products presents the official Take Home Tiger Love Doll, the first blow up doll parodying golf’s biggest player.

The back of the doll box reads,“So what if Tiger wants to play an extra hole or two? Just add air and this cocky champ will share his major winning wood with you too. Don't be just another notch on his belt though, take Tiger home and see for yourself what the hype is all about!"

"We're following in the footsteps of Larry Flynt and all of the other porn parodies out there, and the Take Home Tiger is no different,” Pipedream's COO Nick Orlandino said. “Look for more hilarious products from Pipedream in the future.”

Orlandino also said the doll is already sold out and has been a huge success.

The company has produced other celebrity blow-up dolls including J-Ho, Dirty Christina, She Ain't No Beyonce, Sarah Jessica Pork-her and Blowup Barack.

Pipedream Products is one of the largest manufacturers and distributors of gifts, gags, lotions, vibes and novelties in the world.

For more information, go to pipedreamproducts.com.

'17/03/2010'

      

Australia probe sex game on ship

Via PornNewz

Australian officials have launched an investigation into allegations that sailors on board a navy ship were running a sex competition during an overseas deployment last year.

The Defense Department says the inquiry that began Friday comes after an initial investigation was found to be biased.

Three sailors from the HMAS Success were sent home last May after reports emerged that sailors were competing to have sex with the most number of female crew mates. The investigation will look into allegations that dollar values were assigned to each woman on board and that sailors could win extra money if they had sex with a female officer or a lesbian.

The new inquiry is to be led by a retired judge.

'17/03/2010'

      

Boobs: An American obsession

Via Fleshbot

You don't have to tell us that Americans are obsessed with boobs (it's how we make our living). But someone out there finds that revelation compelling enough to use it as the basis of an entire documentary.

A documentary called—appropriately enough—"Boobs: An American Obsession." Leaving no stone unturned (or boob ungroped), "Boobs" tackles hardhitting questions like why Americans are just so darn obsessed with boobs, and what it is that makes those lady lumps so incredibly fun to look at. (They may get a little more intellectual than that, but that's the basic gist of the film.) Click here for a clip from the documentary.

'11/02/2010'

      

Juliet Anderson: 1938 - 2010

Via AVN

BERKELEY - The body of Juliet Carr, better known by her adult career name Juliet Anderson, and even more frequently recognized as one of the characters she portrayed, "Aunt Peg," was discovered this morning in her residence in Berkeley by a friend. The cause of death is not yet known, but the actress suffered for many years with Crohn's disease, which had only recently been diagnosed, though she had suffered from it for most of her life.

"I found her in her bed," said her friend Kevin Fong, who became close to the actress over the last 18 months. "She looked like she was just asleep. There were no empty pill bottles, nothing out of the ordinary. There wasn't any alcohol; her wrists weren't slit; nothing."

Fong had arrived to take the former actress to a doctor's appointment for a colonoscopy that morning to help in the treatment of her Crohn's.

"She had chronic Crohn's disease, and you can only control so much of that with diet," Fong said. "She was a health nut, she was in great shape, and this was a total shock. ... In her case, it was congenital; she had it since she was a little kid, and it stopped her from even going to regular school as a child. it's something she had forever, probably all her life."

Carr's adult career was unusual, to say the least. Born in Burbank in 1938, the diminuitive blonde began acting in adult at the age of 39, when, as an employee at an advertising and engineering firm, she was discovered by famed director Alex DeRenzy, who cast her in his 1978 blockbuster hit Pretty Peaches. Her career took off quickly, and she performed in more than 80 movies over the following 10 years.

Her best-known role, however, was as "Aunt Peg," her character in the movie of the same name. "Aunt Peg" was a Hollywood agent who had an unusual method of choosing her clients and of getting them work, as displayed in Aunt Peg Goes Hollywood and Aunt Peg's Fulfillment. She also appeared in such top hits as Tangerine, Vista Valley PTA, Dixie Ray Hollywood Star, Outlaw Ladies, Taboo 1 & 2, Hustler Video Magazine 1, and in half of the first 24 volumes of the Swedish Erotica series.

Carr also took credit for discovering world-famous star Nina Hartley, having cast her in 1984 in Educating Nina, which Carr directed. However, when she was unable to find distribution for the movie, which she had financed herself, she quit the industry altogether.

"It was a huge undertaking with a strong story, talented actors and superb production values," Carr wrote. "However, this gem was a financial and emotional disaster for me. As the first woman producer of X-rated films, the men who ran that industry were intimidated by me and retaliated by never releasing Educating Nina.� Devastated, I quit the adult entertainment industry."

"This is really sad news," reflected Hartley. "Juliet did put me in the movies all those years ago and was a mentor for several years. I saw her in November up in Berkeley when I did a personal appearance there. She was in fine health; she was happy. We took a couple of pictures together, she flashed her boobs—they were still lovely—and since it has to happen to all of us, I'm grateful that it seemed to happen peacefully without other incident."

"She was the original cougar before 'cougar' was hot," Hartley added.

Carr's life was, for want of a better term, eclectic. According to her website, she followed her American lover to Japan in 1960, married him briefly, became fluent in the Japanese language and even attended the university there. In 1965, she lived in Mexico City and taught English to IBM executives there, and two years later did similar teaching in Athens, Greece. In 1971, she was a "top-ranking" radio producer in Finland, creating programs in English about Finland. Between those jobs, she worked as a secretary to a nudie film producer, an Avis Rent-A-Car employee, a cocktail waitress, a fashion model and a receptionist for the home offices of Burger King, all in Miami, Fla. Later, she managed a bed-and-breakfast in Northern California, and eventually became a massage therapist, a profession which she practiced until her death.

In 1996, Carr, already an AVN Hall of Famer, was inducted into the Legends of Erotica Hall of Fame; the XRCO Hall of Fame in 1999; and she received a Lifetime Achievement Award from Free Speech Coalition in 2001. She also received an honorary Doctor of the Arts degree from the Institute for the Advanced Study of Human Sexuality in 2007.

"She was just a wonderful woman," recalled director Wesley Emerson. "She started late in the industry, and I interviewed her about a month ago because several of her films are about to be rereleased in France—Coed Fever, Inside Desiree Cousteau and Talk Dirty To Me—and they wanted some commentaries from different people. I also talked to her about how she got started in the eight-millimeter business. She was one of the big stars of the Swedish Erotica series, and she worked with practically everybody. We talked about how she got started and all the things she did in the industry. She was talking about that film she did about older couples having sex [Ageless Desire, 1998]. I had worked with her many years ago on a film I don't remember the name of; it was one of those one-day wonders that you shot in 35mm in those days, and she was great, she was just an amazing person. She was always there on time, always ready with her lines, and I thought she was just a wonderful person."

"I heard on the grapevine about a hot new 'older' woman in the biz and was soon in her apartment interviewing her," remembered photographer Paul Johnson. "Her name was Judy Carr, later to become Juliet Anderson. We did a great shoot in a hot tub and patio that became the Connoisseur Series mag The First Time. [Juliet] was my sexy assistant the last few years I worked in the biz. Juliet had a great eye and after I taught her to use a Hasselblad she did great work when I was modeling POVs or fill-ins. I joked with Juliet that she could learn to use a Hasselblad but never could learn to flick a Bic. When Juliet and I worked together we would say that we will always be friends, seems to be true, we had breakfast together 3 weeks before her death."

"Juliet was a great assistant," he continued. "She had a great eye for dressing the set, did make-up when needed, and could crack the whip to keep the rest of us moving. And sometimes when a male was having trouble keeping it up, Juliet would lend a hand or whatever it took. Away from the biz I probably spent more time with her than anyone else."

"She was very health-conscious," Emerson noted. "When I saw her last month, her body was still pretty doggone toned and healthy."

"She was doing an essential kind of massage," said another acquaintance. "She had an amazing touch with her fingers; it would melt you. If she would just run her nails down your arm, it felt great."

"Her mom is still alive, and she spent Thanksgiving and Christmas with her mom and her family," Fong noted.

"Juliet and I talked, just in passing, about what she would want done if she died," Fong said. "She said she wanted to be cremated, and I've talked to her family a little bit, and we talked about donations to the Humane Society in lieu of flowers or any of that."

Check back to this site for information about any planned memorial services when they are announced.

A gallery of Juliet Anderson photos can be found here.

'12/01/2009'

      

Porn Sneaks onto iPhone

ViaXbiz LOS ANGELES — It pays to be clever.

The forChan app has made it to Apple's App Store, allowing iPhone and iPod Touch users a virtual peep show on their devices.

Apple’s App Store has a no-porn-allowed policy, but forChan has managed to beat the Cupertino, Calif., company's rigid approval system.

The app specializes in viewing image boards on the web.

It comes preloaded with images of "nude" dogs, but with a few adjustments here and there you can customize the app to view naked ladies.

The instructions are simple:

Step 1: Download forChan

Step 2: Via your iPhone, visit iHustleApps.com/iPhone and press the forChan button

Step 3: Select one of the 15 adults-only categories

Step 4: Copy the displayed URL to your clipboard

Step 5: Paste the URL in the Store URL section of forChan

With the 99-cent app and those steps, you have dedicated porn without using the device's Safari browser.

Other apps that included porn — Beauty Meter and Hottest Girls — have vanished.

IApple's Steve Jobs, in a statement two years ago, said that he won't allow the company to distribute "porn, malicious apps, apps that invade your privacy."

'12/01/2009'

      

Kids' Top 100 Search

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif.—Symantec’s OnlineFamily.Norton, a web-based service that keeps parents informed about their kids’ online activities, has released its 'Kids' Top 100 Searches of 2009' report, and some of the most common terms are sure to fuel accusations that young minds are being corrupted by pornography, or even allegations that the "damage" already is done

Of the top 100 searches performed by children younger than 18, YouTube, Google and Facebook lead the list, in that order. Coming in fourth and fifth, however, are "sex" and "porn." Farther down a few sexual terms also make the list, but the vast majority of words or phrases remain non-sexual and age-appropriate.

What stands out, though, is the generality of the sexual search terms and the fact that other, more graphic terms are nowhere to be found in the top 100. There are one or two curious exceptions. 'Boobs' comes in an number 32, and at number 82 is the rather cryptic "pussy," which on its own provides no indication whether the searcher sought information about cats or women's body parts.

When the list is separated by gender, some interesting differences emerge. For boys, "sex" and "porn" were numbers 4 and 5, respectively. For girls, "sex" is number 5 and porn is number 24.

When ages are factored in, other differences emerge. For kids aged 7 and younger, "porn" came in at number 5, but "sex" doesn’t even make the top 25. For kids aged 8-12, "sex" is number 4 and "porn" is number 11. For kids aged 13-18, "sex" also comes in at number 4, but "porn" follows fast at number 6. All of the rest of the top 25 search terms for each age group are non-sexual in nature.

A quick conclusion might be that kids generally are curious about sex, and by cultural extension porn, but they also generally are unaware of the specifics of sex, even up to the age of 18. While that might seem incongruous with the conventional assumption that kids are becoming sexually active at younger ages than in previous generations and are thus presumably more informed about the act itself, a lack of sophistication in searches could reveal a commensurate lack of sophisticated awareness about sex.

For those who believe complete ignorance about sex is a good thing, these results might then provide a ray of hope mixed with concern. But the same might also be said about those who believe that even minors—or especially minors—need to have age-appropriate education about sexuality and, also, sex.

Some other findings include:

Kids' Top 100 Searches of 2009 (combined)

- Kids spend most of their time searching for music-related topics (30 percent), then TV/movie-related topics (12 percent).

- The most popular celebrity was Michael Jackson. Taylor Swift came in second.

- Team Jacob won over Team Edward (fan camps associated with the Twilight movies), with Taylor Lautner coming in at #80 and Robert Pattinson being non-existent in the top 100.

- Other top celebs included Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Lil Wayne, Megan Fox, Eminem, Beyonce, Britney Spears, Demi Lovato, Black Eyed Peas, Jonas Brothers, Rihanna and Chris Brown.

-Kids are searching for shopping sites like eBay, Walmart, Target and Best Buy.

Top Searches of 2009 by gender

- YouTube, Google and Facebook show up in the top three of both boys' and girls' search terms.

- Boys' No. 4 search term was "sex" while girls' No. 4 search term was "Taylor Swift." Girls were still interested in sex, though, with the term coming it at No. 5.

- Boys' most popular celebrity search term was Michael Jackson.

- Boys' top 25 search terms mainly indicated social networking sites, various websites, shopping sites, inappropriate terms and games.

- Girls' top 25 search terms mainly comprised social networking sites, as well as music and entertainment/celebrity terms.

- Both boys' and girls' most popular search terms were related to music, though it was higher in terms of percentages for girls at 42 percent compared to boys at 22 percent.

- Boys searched more adult topics compared to girls (13 percent vs. 2 percent).

Top Searches of 2009 by age group

- Youtube, Facebook and Google represented the top three search terms for all age groups.

- Sex cames in at No. 4 for teens and tweens, while porn cames in No. 4 for kids 7 and younger.

- "Taylor Swift" was the top search term among teens. For tweens and kids 7 and younger, it was "Michael Jackson."

- Teens and tweens spent most of their search time online on music-related subjects (34 percent of teens and 27 percent of tweens).

- Kids under the age of 7 spent most of their search time online on games (23 percent).

- Kids under the age of seven are conducting searches for peer-to-peer sites like Limewire and Mininova.

'21/12/2009'

      

Jesse Jane featured on New Book Cover

Via VAN NUYS, Calif. — Digital Playground contract star Jesse Jane appears on the cover of the new book "Off the Set: Porn Stars and Their Partners," which is available now for pre-order on Amazon.com and BarnesAndNoble.com.

Jane is featured on the cover and in the compilation of photos with her husband.

"We knew that we had the cover shot for our book the moment we released the shutter," said Paulie and Pauline, the book’s photographers. "There's a playfulness and joy in that image — with Rich giving Jesse an 'airplane' — that we think every couple can relate to. Jesse's beautiful smile on the cover says everything we hoped this collection of photos would say."

The photos in "Off the Set" present a group of people who, along with their partners, embrace their choices to work in porn and thrive on the solidity of their romantic relationships.

"It was great shooting with Paulie and Pauline," Jane said. "They were so nice and made the shoot fun and playful. Shooting with Rich in our home was fun and very comfortable. We had a good time — it's easy to be goofy with your husband!"

'21/12/2009'

      

Candy crib payout

via xbiz

LONDON — Glamour model network CandyCrib.com has announced that it has paid out more than $100,000(£50,000) to models uploading their own content to the site.

According to the company, which launched in January 2009, CandyCrib.com has developed a platform that has disrupted the traditional adult paid website business model. The social network is built to assist the company's mobile content distribution network but has grown into a standalone business that now boasts more than 6,000 participating models.

"Our business was about shooting content and distributing it to mobile network operators around the world," Eoin Dowling, CandyCrib's founder, said. "We decided to create a network to share the revenue with the models and it has proved very successful. We aim to be in a position to pay out $500,000(£250,000) in 2010."

CandyCrib allows models to upload content from home and the paying subscribers reward the models based on the content, with a format that incentivizes the models to upload good quality content regularly.

"CandyCrib allows models to earn a regular income, you get back what you put into it," says CandyCrib regular Cheekysamo. "It's much more consistent then going to casting after casting for magazine work."

CandyCrib is planning to roll out the platform to mobile devices early next year to create a convergent web and mobile network.

"Traditionally our strength has been in mobile content distribution, but with the convergence of mobile devices to web, we feel that having a strong brand and good content means we will be better placed regardless of the access medium," Dowling added.

The CandyCrib is owned by Go Ape Ltd. Founded in 2005, Go Ape distributes content to more than 40 network operators in 15 different countries. Its founder, Eoin Dowling, is a former director of Red Circle, one of the U.K.'s largest mobile content distribution companies.

'16/11/2009'

      

Playboy up for grabs

via avn

CHICAGO—The Guardian is reporting that Iconix Brand Group, which has reportedly been in private talks with Playboy, has in fact made a tentative offer, and that Jim Griffiths, the former head of entertainment at Playboy, has "teamed up with the private equity firm Golden Gate Capital to make a competing bid."

In response to a query regarding the reported offer, an Iconix representative told AVN on Friday that it does not respond to rumors. On Thursday, Playboy posted a message to its media page saying, "In response to inquiries related to a potential sale of the company, in keeping with its policy, PEI does not comment on matters of this type."

Over the past month the escalating chatter about the various inquiries, meetings and negotiations that have apparently been under way regarding a sale of the iconic adult brand has culminated this week in a flurry of stories about an imminent deal.

Still, the Guardian concedes, "Any deal would require the approval of Playboy's founder and figurehead, Hugh Hefner, who this month filed for divorce from his second wife, former Playmate of the Year Kimberley Conrad. Although the 83-year-old stepped back from managing the business in 1988, handing over the reins to his daughter Christie, he still has about 70 percent of the voting rights in a company that he floated on the New York Stock Exchange back in 1971. Christie Hefner stepped down at the start of this year, ending five decades in which the company had been led by a family member."

The company is reportedly seeking $300 million, an amount that was also on the table earlier in the year, when investment bankers were trying to drum up interest in a sale to private equity firms, according to the Guardian. The volatile economic climate at the time put off potential buyers, but a stabilizing economy seems to be reviving interest.

The long-term challenges Playboy faces remain, however, as revenue across the divisions continues to decline in the face of falling ad sales and fewer premium television channel subscribers. Playboy recently announced a $1.1 million quarterly loss. Even its licensing division, which has been its bulwark against even greater losses, has seen declines; in the three months leading up to September, Playboy's licensing business reported a 16 percent decline in income with royalty payments dropping off as demand for goods slumped amid the global recession, the Guardian reports.

The Playboy logo remains one of the world's most recognized, however, a fact that is not lost on the suitors that continue to ask for the bunny’s hand in marriage, even if they remain skittish about making their intentions public.

'16/11/2009'

      

Pornstar to Australian Sexpo

SYDNEY — Digital Playground contract performer Jesse Jane will be at the Sexpo, Australia’s adult convention, promoting "Teachers."

Australian distributor Calvista has organized several signing and media appearances for Jane.

"Calvista Australia is honored once again to host Digital Playground's contract super star Jesse Jane to headline Sydney Sexpo," Calvista CEO Michael Bassett said. "Last November, Jesse attracted over 80,000 visitors to the Melbourne show, wowing audiences with her stunning looks and sizzling performances. Meeting Jesse and having a photo personally signed is a dream come true for many Australian fans, and there are thousands who queue up for hours."

via xbiz

'3/11/2009'

      

Fighter Enters Adult Arena

via Xbiz

LOS ANGELES — A contestant on Spike TV's "The Ultimate Fighter 6" and former UFC combatant War Machine has entered the octagon of adult entertainment. The controversial fighter has hooked up with LA Direct Models for representation.

Machine (real name, Jon Koppenhaver) shot his first scene last weekend for Digital Playground with contract star Riley Steele.

"I was incredibly turned on when I first saw War Machine," Steele said. "He's very sexy and has an amazing body. He admitted to being a bit nervous, which actually made me nervous too. When the camera started, he completely shocked me. He was an animal and a total natural. War Machine is now on the top of my list."

He pledges to continue fighting during his performing career, though not with the UFC.

"I'm still going to be fighting; I'm a free agent now," Machine said. "It's my passion. Porn is just another way for me to get paid for doing something I love to do. My mentor told me to find something you’re passionate about. That's why I fight and I love to fuck so this is going to be good."

While Machine's overall record stands at 10-3, his UFC success was short lived. After appearing on season six of "The Ultimate Fighter," where he defeated Jared Rollins, Machine was booted from the UFC after making "insensitive comments" regarding the death of another fighter.

"Many of us are fans of MMA," LA Direct Models owner Derek Hay said. "It's exciting that we have the opportunity to guide him as he embarks on his new career."

'3/11/2009'

      

Animated American MILF

In giving Marge Simpson the cover of its November issue, Playboy magazine is engaging in dramatic fashion two of the fastest-growing and popular niches in America today—comics and MILFs.

While rumors had been circulating that the blue-haired mom from Springfield was aggressively campaigning for the cover, TMZ broke the news Thursday that executives at the iconic company had agreed to green light the shoot.

It’s a smart move, and one that could reposition the company as a relevant, cutting-edge player. Such is the cultural influence that The Simpsons, after 20 continuous years on the air, continues to wield. In choosing to represent “every mom” Marge as a bona fide sex symbol, Playboy is sending a loud message to sexually repressed America—grow up!

But it gets even better inside the covers.

"We're told Marge also strips down for her three-page spread inside the magazine—posing in a bunch of sexy cartoon lingerie," TMZ reports, adding a crass if inevitable comment about finally learning whether the carpet matches the drapes.

The cover story is titled "The Devil in Marge Simpson," which leads us to wonder if the babe with the beehive opens up with some saucy behind-the-scenes gossip.

Considering how little is known about Marge Simpson's offstage life, it could be an eye-opening expose into who's really been animating Homer's better half.

A sneak peek at the November cover is available here.

Via AVN

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Penis Enlargement

Via AdultFYI

Firefighters had to be called to an emergency room in Newport Beach to help save a man's penis when it got stuck in the hole of a steel dumbbell, Costa Mesa newspaper The Daily Pilot reported.

Costa Mesa police said the man was attempting to enlarge the size of his penis. Authorities said the man's organ had swollen to five times its normal size.

The man initially refused treatment but officials at the Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian explained to the man if he waited any longer to remove the fastener the flesh in his penis would die.

Firefighters used a saw to cut through the metal ring. Authorities said the whole procedure took about two hours.

'30/09/2009'

      

Pizza Workers porn bust

Workers at a pizza-making plant in the Republic of Ireland are set to step up a strike after being sacked for allegedly viewing porn.

Staff at Green Isle Foods in Co Kildare have won cross-union support for their protest.

The Irish Congress of Trade Unions has granted their union, the Technical, Engineering and Electrical Union (TEEU), permission for an all-out picket at the factory in Naas.

The plant may face serious disruption today if other union members, including suppliers and An Post workers, refuse to pass the picket.

The company said three workers lost their jobs after viewing "adult material" and breaching the company's internet policy. But their union claims they are being scapegoated.

"One of our members received an email from outside the plant and was essentially dismissed for receiving an email," said TEEU general secretary designate, Eamon Devoy.

Over 40 workers went on strike last month after the workers lost their jobs.

The TEEU said the sackings were linked to a separate incident when the company sent a confidential file about seven redundancies to a worker by mistake.

It said workers who viewed the file were asked to sign a confidentiality agreement and faced suspension.

The union said it took action because the company would not negotiate a fair disciplinary process.

Via Belfast Telegraph

'22/09/2009'

      

Olympic pole dancing

A group in Salt Lake City, Utah, has started a petition to get pole dancing recognised as a major Olympic event for London 2012!

"It's automatically assumed that pole dancing has something to do with stripping (hell yeah)" said studio Soiree owner Liz Schofield (no relation to Phil).

Pole fitness classes are on the up throughout the world but especially in the UK and Australia

(SO WE COULD GET A GOLD AFTER ALL) "This takes grace, fluidity and strength. It's on par with ice sk ating and everything else in the Olympics" says Lorinda, Liz's business partner.

Pole dancing fan Kid Rock, will probably sign the petition. The rapper takes a portable pole with him when he goes on tour!, Kid says it's the best way to get a party started.

You can sign the online petition at www.petitiononline.com

Come boys don’t let us all

down, get voting!

'18/09/2009'

      

Only in America!

This is the lastest Burger King ad to cause uproar in the States. Each ad will be targeting different bodily orifices. or in this cause a body part!

Check this out for an ad campaign slogan "Fill your desire for something long ,juicy and flamegrilled with the new BK seven incher. Yearn for more after you taste the mind-blowing burger that comes with a single beef patty , topped with American cheese ,crispy onions and the A1 thick and hearty steak sauce!" Fuck me why didn’t they just put "Come and suck some cock" on it!

Only in America!

'18/09/2009'

      

Korea Sued

SEOUL - A consortium of producers of adult content from the United States and Japan was fit to be tied Friday after South Korean prosecutors failed to address their concerns over what they claim is the widespread illegal uploading of adult content by South Korean citizens.

In July, a Seoul law firm representing 50 U.S. and Japanese porn producers filed a complaint against 10,000 local internet users who they accused of pirating the foreign content for profit.

However, prosecutors charged only 10 people with breach of copyright, which is punishable by jail time. In reply, producers have vowed to re-file their lawsuit next week, but this time will name 65,000 alleged violators who fit Seoul's investigation criteria.

A lawyer for the displeased producers said that prosecutors were too lenient in only holding 10 people responsible when so many more actually took part in exploiting the foreign content for profit.

"Now, we've drawn up a new list of some 65,000 users who fit this guideline," Kim Han-Seo said. "We'll see whether the prosecutors will press charges against them all.” He alleged that some local internet users earned up to 30 million won (24,170 dollars) a month from other users who clicked on the pirated content.

The attorney also expressed displeasure at the fact that, contrary to their case, South Korean authorities had acted so decisively after the digital theft of a local mainstream blockbuster Haeundae, and accused officials of a double standard when it comes to taking seriously the theft of foreign adult content.

"We believe that [the prosecution] should not be discriminatory in applying copyright laws," he said. "Illegal copying and distribution run rampant in Korea because it is one of the world's most wired countries. We decided to take legal action to minimize our past business losses and to protect anticipated future profits."

The firm also threatened to take the case to the U.S. government should it ultimately conclude that any future investigation by local authorioties is fatally biased.

via AVN.COM

'14/09/2009'

      

Good house keeping skills

BRITAIN - The October issue of the U.K. version of Good Housekeeping magazine will issue its seal of approval to the top five sex toys, as rated by 100 volunteer testers.

The panel of women aged between 30 and 65 were asked to try the U.K.'s bestselling vibrators and rate them based on the categories: ease of use, instructions, noisiness and satisfaction.

Fun Factory's S-shaped Delight - a G-spot vibrator came out on top with a score of 74 out of 100. Mantric's Bedside Bullet clit vibrator scored 68 of 100 and the well-known Rabbit vibrator scored 61.

Personal information from the users also was obtained through the assessment: 87 percent of testers had used a vibrator before, 52 percent had their husbands suggest use of one, and all testers - except for five - said women should be more open to discuss sex toys.

Out of the 100-woman panel, 84 percent said they were encouraged to buy a vibrator on the basis of the Good Housekeeping test.

"Even though 'Sex And The City' has removed the 'guilty' tag from owning a sex toy, and it's widely recognized that many young, single women own vibrators, our survey discovered that they're just as popular among our readers - only 13 percent of our testers were vibrator virgins." said June Walton, Good Housekeeping deputy editor, in a report.

The magazine, often referred to as the "housewives' bible," has offered beauty and home and gardening tips for almost 100 years. In 2003, Good Housekeeping began publishing articles about sex aids and Internet porn.

Via XBIZ.COM

'14/9/2009'

      

Top Searches

Adult star Hanna Hilton was the most-searched performer on FreeOne.com in the month of August. "The list for the top babes of August has suddenly become very interesting," FreeOnes business manager Roald said. "We thought for sure that Shyla Stylez would stay on the list for the whole year, but she got bumped off this month. The same goes for Kagney Linn Karter who’s been high on the list every month since April. Also, something else that we're noticing is that a lot of big names such as Alexis Texas, Jayden Jaymes aka Jayden James and Audrey Bitoni have been rolling out official sites this year. This is great because it adds more value to their names." Lisa Ann was in second place, Giana Michaels came in third, Jaymes placed fourth and Priya Rai took the fifth spot. Sarah Jay, Texas, Eva Angelina, Sasha Grey and Nikki Benz rounded out the top 10.

'3/9/2009'

      

Porn Casting couch $5000

In the porn business, the casting couch is the equivalent to the creative portfolio. You open the book (your legs), let some out of touch skeevy-long-haired guy put his hands all over it (your genitals), and then you explain why you're the best (wo)man for the job (proceed to have sex with yourself on camera).

And now this guy who bought someone's porn studio is selling a casting couch that was legit used in a couple skin flicks, "Casting Couch Whores #8" and "Let's Bust Nuts on these Butt Sluts, Volume 7." In retrospect, pretty decent titles as yanky films go. But buying a couch that was used by an actress named Holly "The Squirter" Wellins is almost always a poor choice.

This item has to go, says owner, "I am asking the discount price of $5000 only because I have to make space for a set for my upcoming production of 'Gross! Point Blank.'" Get it? There's probably poop involved.

'21/8/2009'

      

Sex in the office: GOOD

Increased sexual activity may lead to an improvement in problem-solving, confidence and teamwork at work.

Dr.Helen Fisher, chief scientific adviser to the Web site Chemistry.com, says her research focused on a sample of 40,000 people on Chemistry.com — 56 percent female — with an average age of 37."In addition to being great exercise and a stress reliever, sex triggers the release of a number of valuable brain chemicals," Helen Fisher says in a statement. "From improved problem-solving as a result of heightened dopamine levels, to enhanced teamwork skills due to a flood of oxytocin — there are a number of positive benefits which can improve performance in the workplace."

The study also says:

– The dopamine rush one gets from sex is associated with improved creativity, so it's likely those who have regular sex are more creative at work.

– After sex, men and women receive a boost of chemicals that generate feelings of trust, attachment and calm. Those who have regular sex are likely to feel more cooperative and agreeable.

– Sex also drives up testosterone, which can give men and women feelings of competence, self-confidence and well-being.

'19/8/2009'

      

Risque Business

Taryn Thomas isn't shy about anything, which makes for an unnerving lunch. On a breezy Friday afternoon on the patio at Zipps Sports Grill in Scottsdale, she's chain-smoking between coughs and eating fried chicken strips with her fingers. She's talking loudly and enthusiastically about her sexual experiences, using lots of graphic detail and four-letter words. The people trying to eat on the patio around her have all fallen silent, conversing only through wrinkled brows and grimaces.

Restaurant management's been trying to drown out Thomas for the past 30 minutes — they've gradually turned up the music coming from the patio speakers until it's absolutely blaring. Every time they turn up the volume, Thomas talks louder. By the time she gets to the part about how she got into porn, people on the patio have to shout their orders at the waitress.

Thomas is oblivious until somebody in her party remarks on the loud volume. "Oh, is it because I'm talking about fucking?" she asks, wide-eyed. "I can't help it. I talk loud."

At 26, Thomas is already a seasoned veteran of the adult industry. Four years ago, she was making bank as one of the most in-demand hardcore performers in the business — and business was booming. Then she drifted to the dark side, almost killing herself with drugs and rough sex and going broke in the process. She left porn three years ago and now is returning with her own production company, Taryn It Up Entertainment.

The adult business isn't what it used to be, especially in the San Fernando Valley outside Los Angeles, the long-reigning capital of porn in America. But luckily for Thomas, her new company's based in a place considered the next big hotspot for pornography: metropolitan Phoenix.

Some of the most successful adult sites in cyberspace are grounded here. In fact, Taryn It Up Entertainment leads a pack of profitable, Phoenix-based adult-entertainment businesses that, like it or not, just might make the Valley of the Sun the next porn capital.

"It's kind of strange. Arizona's become like the small mecca, the little porn capital already," says Buzz Aziani, owner of Phoenix-based adult site Aziani.com. "The San Fernando Valley is definitely still the porn capital, but it feels like we're second, especially with Web companies. There's a ton of Web companies out here."

Before Jenna Jameson retired from the industry to have babies in California with mixed-martial arts fighter Tito Ortiz, she was Scottsdale's most famous resident porn star, and her Club Jenna (acquired by Playboy in 2006) was the best-known Arizona-based brand of adult entertainment. But those in the industry — both in L.A. and in Phoenix — say Thomas' company has the potential to enjoy even more long-term success. She's already filmed her first movie for Taryn It Up and procured distribution through the same company that handled Club Jenna. And she's building a Web presence that could bring in substantial income.

She's been able to lure big-name porn stars here to work with her company — including Ron Jeremy, Poppy Morgan, and Veronica Jett — but she's most interested in bringing in local talent to work in her videos. It hasn't been hard for her to find people willing to work in Scottsdale, either, since Thomas says her company pays more than many companies in the San Fernando Valley — about $2,000 for a boy-girl scene, whereas talent in L.A. might get half that in the current economy.

There have been a couple of business disputes, including a costly one with former frequent Howard Stern Show guest Lee "Crazy Cabbie" Mroszak over who has rights to hardcore footage from the Stern studio. But they haven't damaged her company.

Fortunately for her, she's not venturing into this territory alone. Thomas has the support of her family and friends, as well as some key people in the adult industry. And she has her fiancé and the co-owner of Taryn It Up — New Jersey porn businessman Brett T. — by her side to fend off bullies and handle the finances.

"We plan on being together forever," Thomas says. "Really, he's my soul mate."

Thomas talks with her hands a lot, so it doesn't take long to notice the words tattooed in black on the inside of her wrists: "Love" on the left, and "Lust" on the right. She says they're recent tattoos she'd wanted to get for a long time.

She considers the fresh tattoos a step toward burying her demons and reclaiming her place in an industry where women are easily replaced and quickly forgotten.

"I'd say 97 percent of porn stars are psycho," Thomas says. "Everybody wants to paint their life as the perfect fairy tale, and it's not. A lot of people don't like my honesty. And, honestly, I'm still getting my own head back to normal."

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'17/8/2009'

      

The Price of Gold

Amidst the recession, Wellington-based online sex shop Sexgear.co.nz has sold the first 18K gold vibrator in New Zealand to a South Island woman. The price was $2229.

The gold vibrator, Yva by Lelo, was custom made by the Swedish company Lelo and flown to New Zealand for the customer.

The fun, fresh and frivolous adult toy and lingerie website was stunned when the sale took place because its owners were not expecting to sell such an expensive item in a recession. Natalie Blakemore the Brand Manager for Sexgear.co.nz said "This really is the pice de rsistance of all vibrators so we were surprised to find that it had been sold during a time when money is supposedly so tight".

She went on to say, "Every day you hear messages of doom and gloom about the recession, but we are yet to feel the effects. Our customers are still clicking their way to the check‐out, thick and fast." July was the biggest sales month to date for this kiwi‐owned company, who enjoyed 130% growth in sales year on year.

When questioned about the secret of their success, Natalie said, "One factor is that people are becoming more and more comfortable buying online, and that's ideal for our range of products where privacy and discretion is so important. But also when times get tight people shop around for the best deal and that’s often found online." "On a more personal level, we're fortunate that the products we sell make people happy and increase the level of closeness and pleasure in their lives. In these difficult times, no matter how tough it's been at the office, it's good to go home to a nice bed — and a little intimacy." For additional information the sale of New Zealand's first gold vibrator or Sexgear.co.nz, contact Natalie Blakemore.

'17/8/2009'

      

CRACKDOWN

SHANGHAI — Jiangsu province authorities have shut down one of the largest online adult companies in the country in its ongoing obscenity crackdown.

The bust is remarkable because the Dikamin “league” has 13 adult websites that service more than 12 million registered members, with an additional 10,000 “VIP” recurring memberships.

A league is known as a version of an affiliate program, relying on paid membership for bulletin boards that include content, as well as the ability to share it.

Police said Dikamin and two other Chinese-language online adult programs have servers located in the U.S., “which pose an extreme threat to China’s citizens.”

Authorities also said that it is the first time that a government agency has managed to shut down overseas adult websites. They also arrested 12 employees on Wednesday, as well as the owner — known as Mr. Shen. At one point in time Shen had 300 marketers tending to the websites in China.

'14/8/2009'

      

We want it bigger!

LONDON—UK-based grocery chain Tesco has started carrying a new line of Durex Extra Large condoms, citing consumer demand as the reason.

According to The Register, Tesco's buyer claimed the store received 200 calls last year from customers who wanted larger condoms available on store shelves.

The new Durex line is 10mm longer and 1 mm wider than the standard version. But Britons are still missing out: Americans can already purchase Durex XXL condoms. Company press states they are "20 percent larger than standard condoms," and they measure 9.5 inches long and 1.625 inches wide.

'14/8/2009'

      

Boobies Denied

New Zealand Breast Cancer Foundation refuses offer of support from the Erotica Lifestyles Expo and Boobs on Bikes.

In an email to the organiser of the Erotica Lifestyles Expo and Boobs on Bikes, Ms Michelle Ruebe, the Fundraising Manager - Philanthropic of The New Zealand Breast Cancer Foundation, Ms Jeanine Gribbin refused accept a pledge from Erotica owner Steve Crow to donate $5,000 to the NZBCF.

Erotica has now withdrawn the pledge and willagain support Clitoraid, the USA - based organisation which aims to help women around the world who have suffered genital mutilation. Clitoraid has graciously accepted Erotica's offer on behalf of the women of the world who suffer from this abhorrent form of abuse. It is interesting to note that the NZBCF has a history or refusing funding offers from sources it does not consider 'fit with its image' (whatever that means). Two +years ago they refused an offer from the then owners of theno-nudity, soft, men's lifestyle magazine BRASS to receive $0.50c from the sale of every issue of the magazine.

'13/08/2009'

      

GI GIGGLO

Usmagazine.com has obtained a video of Channing Tatum, 29, dancing in a Chippendales-style revue called Male Encounter in 1999.

Then 18, the star -- who performed under the alias "Chan Crawford" -- approached the troupe's owner London Steele at a now-defunct Florida nightclub about a job.

"He was shy at first, but he really knew how to work the stage," Steele tells Us, adding that Tatum lip-synched in the act and earned $50 a night (plus tips) during his year-long stint.

"The women went crazy for him!" Steele added.

Unfortunately for them, the revue had a strict no-nudity policy.

Nevertheless, the actor --- who wed his Step Up costar Jenna Dewan on July 11 -- was so impressive he caught the eye of a female casting agent who put him in Ricky Martin's "She Bangs" music video.

'13/08/2009'

      

Playboy losses

Playboy Enterprises Inc.announced second quarter losses of nearly $9 million. The losses were the result of a one time restructuring charge of $9.1 million related to the closing of the company's New York office, the company said.

Excluding that charge, the lifestyle brand reported a small income of $0.4 million. In the same period last year, the company reported a net loss of $3.2 million.

According to the press release, Second quarter 2009 segment income was $3.6 million, which compares to a segment loss of $0.3 million in the 2008 second quarter. Increased profits in the Entertainment and Print/Digital businesses combined with lower corporate expense were responsible for the improvement. Year-over-year second quarter revenues declined from $73.4 million last year to $62.2 million in 2009.

"It is clear that the cost-reduction initiatives that we began implementing late last year are responsible for the improvements in both segment income and margins," Playboy's Chief Executive Officer Scott Flanders said. "Our accomplishments were most evident in the Print/Digital and Entertainment segments, which reported significantly increased profitability in the 2009 second quarter compared to last year."

Flanders was hired in June of last year after Christie Hefner, Hugh's daughter, resigned as CEO. Flanders was president and chief executive of Freedom Communications Inc., an Irvine, Calif.-based media company that owns eight television stations and more than 40 daily and weekly newspapers nationwide, including the Orange County Register.

At the time Flanders took the reigns, Playboy was already in the middle of a company-wide retrenchment that included wide scale layoffs, consolidation of departments and the aforementioned closure of the New York office, which had been the hub of the publishing arm of the company.

Rumors had already begin to circulate that the storied company was up for sale, and in February of this year, the company publicly admitted that it was "willing to listen" to offers. In a conference call Tuesday, Flanders declined to comment on the issue of a possible sale, preferring to focus on the company's intentions to build on the success of cost-cutting measures implemented over the past year.

"Efforts to better manage our cost structure while improving our customers' experience will continue," Flanders said. "I believe this company has taken many of the right steps in outsourcing or exiting unprofitable businesses and that those which remain are critical to our future. However, I also believe we can create a more effective operating and financial structure, and our goal is to do just that."

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INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS 'INDEED'

Cast members caught napping on the set of Quentin Tarantino's new movie INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS were humiliated by a large purple dildo.

The moviemaker introduced sex toy 'Big Jerry' on the first day of shooting and then posted pictures of sleeping stars like Brad Pitt and Diane Kruger, with the dildo, on a daily Board of Shame.

Actor Michael Fassbender admits he was one of the only castmates not to make the board - because he found ways of sleeping in secret.

He tells WENN, "Big Jerry was a giant purple dildo, very large in girth and length. Basically, anybody that was caught going to sleep would get photographed with Big Jerry the dildo somewhere near their face and put up on the Board of Shame. The idea was three strikes and you're out.

"This kind of really worried me because I have a tendency to nap. If I have 10 or 15 minutes you'd find me in a corner underneath something but I never got caught.

"Brad (Pitt) was up there once on the Board of Shame, Gedeon Burkhard got caught twice, Diane (Kruger) was on the board... There was a lot of people on that board."

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Sash Grey in Top 40

HOLLYWOOD—Premiere.com has released its list of the "40 Most Beautiful Hollywood Women." Locking the top spot is Forgetting Sarah Marshall stunner Mila Kunis, closely followed by Freida Pinto (Slumdog Millionaire) and Moon Bloodgood (Terminator Salvation). Crashing the party at 13 is none other than 2008 AVN Female Performer of the Year Sasha Grey.

Grey, who starred alongside Premiere magazine writer Glenn Kenney in Oscar-winning director Steven Soderbergh’s indie project The Girlfriend Experience, outranks such noteble beauties as Keira Knightly (21), Angelina Jolie (23), Olivia Wilde (29), Scarlett Johansson (31), and Jessica Alba (32).

Grey’s next Hollywood film is the low budget Canadian slasher Smash Cut, co-starring cult horror legends David Hess (Last House on the Left) and Michael Berryman (Hills Have Eyes). The film is directed by Lee Demarbre (Harry Knuckles and the Pearl Necklace, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter) and stars Grey as an undercover news reporter investigating the death of her sister on the set of a horror movie.

'10/8/2009'

      

Tera's Autobiogrpahy

Tera Patrick is preparing to unveil her autobiography titled "Sinner Takes All: A Memoir of Love, Marriage & Porn" through Gotham/Penguin Books.

In the book, Patrick goes in depth about her experiences as a top model, feature entertainer, entrepreneur, fashion designer and sex symbol. The hardcover version is currently available for pre-orders at amazon.com, barnes&noble.com, borders.com and indiebound.com. The book will be available in retail outlets nationwide on Jan. 5, 2010.

The project came about after Patrick met entertainment journalist/author Carrie Borzillo-Vrenna who asked Tera to be part of her latest book, "Cherry Bomb: The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Better Flirt, a Tougher Chick, and Hotter Girlfriend and to Living Like a Rock Star" (Simon Spotlight Entertainment, 2008). The two women made a great connection and Patrick asked Borzillo-Vrenna to co-author "Sinner Takes All."

"There was immediate chemistry between us," Patrick said. "When my publicist, April Storm, approached me with the idea of being in Carrie's book I was excited and found we shared a lot of things in common. As a fellow rock wife (she's married to Marilyn Manson's Chris Vrenna) and sex/relationship columnist, I found that she understood my world, my story and my need to share my journey with others."

The result is a tell-all that takes an emotional and revealing look at the struggles Patrick has gone through to find true love, happiness, success and peace in a world that almost broke her. "For the first time, Tera talks about her inner demons, her darkest days, and how she overcame those obstacles," Borzillo-Vrenna said. "I was surprised, inspired, and impressed by how open and honest she was willing to be in this book. It takes a confident and brave woman to share her most private moments."

"Sinner Takes All" also includes "hot sex stories, funny anecdotes, embarrassing moments, an inside look at her marriage to rock star/actor turned porn star Evan Seinfeld, and a deeper peek at her childhood, as well as dozens of sexy photos, diary entries, and answers to her fans' burning questions."

The book features a foreword written by comedian/actress and fellow sexually-empowered, successful Asian businesswoman, Margaret Cho, who writes, "Orgasms, like laughter, can be faked, but it’s better when they’re not. Tera doesn’t fake anything in this revealing and inspiring book."

Larry Flynt, founder of Hustler magazine, remarked, "I can think of no one more fascinating than Tera Patrick: porn star, model, and businesswoman, as readers of this book are certain to agree. It’s all here her passions, triumphs and defeats — in more detail than we have any right to expect.”

Patrick will embark on a book tour this winter with dates and locations to be announced soon.

Meanwhile, the starlet celebrated her birthday this week with a party Thursday night at Tao in Las Vegas. TMZ.com this morning posted a photo of Patrick and Seinfeld partying with actor Cuba Gooding Jr. at the posh nightclub inside the Venetian Hotel & Casino.

'3/8/2009'

      

When lightining strikes

A lightning quick sex session in a bush during a storm ended in a flash when a bolt of lightning struck the ground nearby making the earth move for the lovemaking couple.

Jens Gottlieb, 36 and his 28-year-old girlfriend Lisa Gruhn had pulled into a parking space on the busy A44 motorway in the state of North-Rhine Westphalia, western Germany, and after kissing and cuddling decided to get out of the car and head into the nearby bushes to make love.

Because the nearby service station near the town of Werl was relatively busy they went a short distance into the wooded area and hid themselves in a bush where they stripped naked.

They were so carried away that they didn't stop even when thunder and lightning started to rip through the air - until a bolt of lightning struck the ground nearby.

The terrified pair ran out of the bush naked and fled in a torrential downpour that followed the lightning strike.

They lost their way and were spotted blundering around in the dark by another motorist in a parking space who called police.

Officers who arrived a short while later managed to find the naked and shivering pair and help them into dry clothes and took them home.

'30/07/2009'

      

Star for City Council

Dolly Buster, the 39-year-old, whose given name is Nora Baumberger, was informed of her candidacy while driving through a rain storm on the autobahn on Thursday.

When she received the news, Baumberger said she "almost drove into the guard rail from shock."

"I've been nominated by a group whose name I've never even heard of," she said, adding that the scandal could ruin her reputation after spending several years trying to establish herself as a serious artist. 'I'm really irritated,' she added.

On Thursday Baumberger's name appeared on Wesel's online candidate list, run by a local independent voting alliance called the UWW, as a candidate for the Obrighoven-Lackhausen district. Her husband and porn producer Dino Baumberger was also listed as a city council candidate in the area near Dsseldorf.

The pair apparently had a misunderstanding with the head of the UWW, Baumberger's husband said.

"She told me that the UWW needed members. I wanted to do her a favour," he said, adding that he and his wife had unwittingly signed a form that was actually an application for candidacy.

"That was dumb," his wife said.

Despite running for a European Union parliament seat in 2004, the Czech-born erotic star said she tried to withdraw their candidacy. The city told her withdrawal is no longer allowed.

"I wouldn't vote for me, I don't stand for their policies," she said, adding that the UWW couldn't be a serious party if they've misused famous people's names.

UWW spokesperson Jrgen Oelmller said that the situation was a misunderstanding, saying the group asked family and friends to run for local positions to get their party into all of the voting districts. The Baumbergers were not on this list, he said.

Nora Baumberger needs a majority vote to gain a council seat for her district, something she said she doubts will occur.

"The people should just not vote for me!" she said.

After retiring from porn films, Baumberger made a name for herself working as a producer, director, actress, author and painter.

'28/07/2009'

      

Tera's Birthday

Adult star Tera Patrick will celebrate her birthday July 30 at Tao nightclub located inside the Venetian hotel.

“We’ve been all over Europe recently,” Patrick said, “and now it’s time to come back home, unwind and celebrate my birthday at the hottest club in all of Vegas. We have done some great events at Tao so it is only natural that I would pick it when it’s time to party just for me.”

The event will feature music by DJFive and will be attended by adult stars and other celebrities.

Patrick recently returned from a European tour with her husband Evan Seinfeld and his band Biohazzard.

'27/07/2009'

      

Naughty Britain

One-third of British workers watch online porn in the office, according to a new study.

Approximately 33 percent admitted viewing "inappropriate material" and only 7 percent said they had been caught by co-workers or a superior.

56 percent of the workers surveyed admitted returning from work drunk after a lunchtime visit to a local pub, and 59 percent said they'd been sick in the office due to a hangover. Others admitted to drinking before work.

Office sex also figured in the survey, as 62 percent said they'd had an affair of some kind with a co-worker, while 25 percent accidentally emailed a colleague with sexual talk meant for a lover.

In addition to the confessions of cubicle sex, drinking and porn-viewing, 28 percent of the respondents confessed to falling asleep at their desks.

The report was conducted by British email security provider Proofpoint, based on 400 responses from UK office workers.

Proofpoint managing director David Stanley told the Telegraph newspaper, "A real crossover in the digital realm between personal and professional lives means staffs are increasingly relaxed in their use of workplace email and Internet."

"Working longer hours, and therefore using these technologies more to stay in touch with friends and family, can only heighten the risk," he said.

Recent surveys of American workers have yielded the same results: one-third of all business computer use is for porn. Canadian surveys led to similar findings.

'27/07/2009'

      

'Twittering Twitter Tats'

Porn star Satine Phoenix has a personal message for you. Well, you and 2,779 other people.

"I'm going for wild ’70s bush," she declared to her many Twitter fans one evening not too long ago. She was making merkins — pubic wigs.

In a word: hot.

Jiggly Poof, meanwhile, was "snuggling with my teddies in bed." And over in Miami, Sinnamon Love was getting ready for her second tattoo of the day: "Want to watch me live???"

These porn stars have plenty of company. Porn people of all types — directors, stars, producers, and webmasters — are using Twitter to communicate with fans.

It's a powerful form of media with huge potential for outreach. "How often can a person write something, post a picture, or ask a question and receive a handful, a dozen, or hundreds of thousands of responses in minutes?" asks Ari Herzog, an online media strategist. "The adult entertainment industry is no different than any other industry: The purpose of business is to sell something. If a Twitterer can reach just one person, and that one person can tell others, then that's a virus you want."

But does everyone really need to know if a famous star is having a ham sandwich for lunch? Do online users want to get hourly updates — the director's cut of Shaving Ryan's Privates is now online! — or just hear from you once or twice a day?

Good questions. And we've got some good answers.

First, some basics.

Twitter is a social networking service, which puts it in the same category as Facebook, LinkedIn, and MySpace. But it's different, and you'd be smart to understand its special potential and limitations.

Here's how it works. You sign up and then start sending out "tweets" — short messages with no more than 140 characters. Unless you "lock" your account, anyone can visit the Twitter website and read your tweet; some people will choose to "follow" you so they get your messages automatically. You can also "follow" other people.

So what should you say in these messages?

Here are some no-no’s: Don't spam people with tons of links. Don't tell them boring details about your lives (unless they're sexy). And don't treat all of Twitterworld as one giant gob of people instead of many individuals with individual needs.

"If you want to be successful you will need to get to know your followers on a more personal level, respond to their replies and direct messages with personal messages," said Peter Housley, CEO of Naughty Tweet LLC. "The stars that are really making this work spend hours a day actually communicating with their followers, not just sending out messages like, 'I'm on Cam RIGHT NOW' or 'I'll be Feature Dancing at XXX Club Tonite.'"

Marie Luv, Belladonna, and Jayla Starr are examples of stars who tweet hundreds of times a day with sincere quotes and photos, Housley said. (Yes, you can post photos through a service called Twitpic.)

Porn star Stoya told a social media consultant in an interview that, “Since ‘fans’ find me on these social networking sites and talk to me, I talk back. It would be rude not to."

And what about webmasters? What should they do with Twitter?

Housley said webmasters operating solo-girl sites should get the girls on Twitter. "Big network sites need to find unique ways to provide user interaction through Twitter. We've seen some interesting attempts so far like Pink Visual tweeting during a shoot, but I think there is a lot of room yet to go."

Lisa Weinberger, CEO of the online marketing firm Pearly Writes, said webmasters should be careful about spamming Twitter followers with constant links.

"If you are coming to Twitter to grow your network and drive traffic to your site or blog, you need to make connections, and yes, making connections takes time," she said. "You can create a community of specific followers and market your tweets toward your community, but the biggest thing is interact. Just tweeting 'noise' will get you nowhere."

Another bit of advice, courtesy of Housley: "Don't fall for the 'We'll get you 10,000 followers in 10 days' schemes. They don't work."

If you jump on the Twitter train, check out the various types of software that are available, many of them for free. Some of the experts interviewed for this story recommended Tweetdeck, and it's my personal favorite. It helps you broadcast tweets and track incoming messages while also keeping an eye on Facebook; you can even send messages to both Facebook and Twitter at once.

If you follow hundreds or thousands of people, Tweetdeck can help you create "groups" of people you actually care about, meaning you don't have to read all the messages from everyone else.

Other recommended Twitter tools include Twhirl, HootSuite, and Twellow, along with Splitweet, Monniter, and TweetLater. Sites like yfrog.can host your photos.

You can also find Twitter programs for iPhones and Blackberries.

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Posh Sex Parties

They do things differently on the continent, not least swinging. Whereas the UK scene has been regarded as a largely suburban activity involving the symbolic swapping of car keys and the twitching of net curtains, in the Netherlands and Germany, for example, it is an altogether more theatrical, sophisticated - not to mention expensive - affair.

But now Britain is getting a European makeover as the Dutch organisers of a sex party, held in a 17th-century stately home near Bristol last weekend, scour the country for suitable locations in which to hold their next bacchanalian event for consenting couples.

Three hundred guests were invited to the masked ball at Halswell House. "At midnight we had a ceremony with a priest and topless dancing girls, and the masks were taken off," said Mike Voorvaart, the 40-year-old organiser of the event. "Suddenly the spell was broken and people were so excited they really went for it. I'm not easily shocked, but you British really know how to get a party started. After last Saturday I don't think you can say the British are a bit puritan at all."

However, the owner of the 17-bedroom stately home, Grahame Bond, was less enthusiastic, complaining that couples were "having sex over the banisters and beneath the chandeliers".

Voorvaart said there were strict rules forbidding guests from having sex in front of others (they are told to retire to more discreet locations), but admits: "It was not possible to stop them."

He hopes to fare better in September when his company, Little Sins, holds its second UK party in a fortress on an island off the south coast, where everyone will be dressed in white. The company is also looking for a suitable cave to hold an underground soirée, but it is having trouble finding a venue close to airports and a major city - prerequisites for its jet-set following.

Since last weekend's event, the Little Sins website has been inundated with requests for tickets for future events, which are always held at a secret location with guests informed of the whereabouts by text a couple of days in advance.

At £65 a ticket, the events are not cheap, and once refreshments and travel are factored in the cost can be anything up to £500 a head. Voorvaart admits this means most of his clients tend to come from a similar background. "They're a wealthy, well-mannered class of people," he said. "We get lots of entrepreneurs, liberal people who want to experience new things."

The majority of participants are in their late 30s and tend to become regulars, which is just as well for Voorvaart, given that he claims to have lost money on his first UK event. His company spent £9,000 on hiring the venue and thousands more on exotic dancers, fire-eaters, DJs and bar staff.

At the Halswell House event, which was advertised at other swinging parties, in specialist magazines and on websites, people came from 18 countries, although the vast majority were from Britain. "There's a huge market for it in England," said Mike, Little Sins' UK agent, who declined to give his surname. "But a lot of the clubs that cater for this are pushed underground." On the continent, however, swinging is not in the shadows. Little Sins has organised parties across the Netherlands, Germany and Belgium. Now the aim is to expand into the UK.

"This could be a lucrative industry. We are small at the minute and mainly organise parties in people's houses and in other venues," a source at the London-based swingers club Little Liaisons said. "We charge £150 a head. However, after paying for the food, cabaret, burlesque and fetish arts and the music, we sometimes make a loss. But there is definitely a business there, and it is growing."

'21/7/2009'

      

Boobs on Bikes

Look for Chelsea Charms at this year's Erotica Lifestyles Expo in New Zealand. She won't be hard to spot. Just look for the world's biggest breasts.

According to her website, Charms has a 153XXX chest, and those titanic torpedos collectively weigh just under 24 kilograms—almost 11 pounds.

Charms’ record-setting rack was constructed through the use of polypropylene string breast implants.

Charms will take part in events such as Boobs on Bikes, which in past years also has seen U.S. porn stars visiting down under.

"This is a great coup for our 10-year milestone show,” organizer Steve Crow told Aussie TV's 3News. "We plan this to be our biggest event with more stars than ever before, more variety, more booths, more entertainment and now more, at least in terms of volume, breasts."

Adult industry veteran Crow has been facing financial and legal troubles. Nonetheless, he's still thinking big for the future.

"It is my plan that Erotica will expand internationally in 2010, with negotiations already under way for an overseas venue,” he said.

Erotica Lifestyles Expo will be at the ASB Showgrounds September 25-27.

Aside from the world's biggest breasts, there will be other attractions at the expo. According to the event site, among the stars confirmed to attend are Ron Jeremy, Brooke Haven, Phoenix Knight and Michelle Maylene.

'20/7/2009'

      

Penthouse HD

Penthouse, in a move that it calls "ground-breaking," has partnered with one of Europe's largest providers of satellite TV equipment and technologies as it plans to launch three HD channels for Europe viewers.

The announcement marks the first time adult hi-def stations will be fully available throughout the region.

Anthony L. Previte, COO of Penthouse parent company FriendFinder Networks Inc., said the deal is intended to capture the lion's share of adult viewers throughout Europe.

"Early on, Penthouse saw the future of the HD market, making the transition of our production exclusively to HD in 2006," he said. "We're poised to dominate the adult European broadcast market for years to come."

The three channels, which plan to go live on Sept. 15, will be branded as Penthouse HD, HD1 and HD2 and be available to the former Russian regions now known as the Commonwealth of Independent States by satellite and by personal dish subscribers elsewhere in Europe.

Penthouse said it is working with General Satellite to provide service-oriented middleware and their proprietary set top boxes. The Boca Raton, Fla.-based company also has chosen NOA Productions for licensing the content throughout the E.U.

Penthouse HD will offer soft fare, while Penthouse HD1 and Penthouse HD2 will be harder.

'17/07/2009'

      

'Porn black out'

HONG KONG—Citizens in Hong Kong want the government to rein in internet porn, a new poll suggests.

According to The Standard, the survey was conducted through Hong Kong University for a consultants' report commissioned by the government on the Control of Obscene and Indecent Articles Ordinance.

Of 1,500 people questioned, three-quarters said they want the internet monitored and greater restrictions imposed as well as penalties for violations.

Less than 10 percent of respondents said the Obscene Articles Tribunal wasn't doing its job properly, while 40 percent want to see the agency shut down, instead establishing classification parameters.

Some 60 percent said they support the creation of a new independent system, replacing adjudicators with jurors.

One Hong Kong politician, Priscilla Leung Mei-fun, told The Standard she doesn't understand why anyone would protest regulation.

"Online activities should be supervised like the real-world activities," she said.

'15/7/2009'

      

Sophie Dee

Busty blue-eyed Welsh import Sophie Dee is bringing her talents to the mainstream as a regular on the upcoming Showtime series "Look," along with some other exciting projects.

The series is based on Adam Rifkin's controversial surveillance drama of the same name, which won the Grand Jury Award at the CineVegas film festival and incorporates a unique visual style from the perspective of the thousands of surveillance cameras capturing our daily lives. In addition to the exposure, the project also granted Dee another rite of passage into the mainstream: entrance into the Screen Actors Guild.

"I'm very excited to be working on new projects! Working on the TV show 'Look' has been very fun" said Dee.

Dee also finished shooting the pilot for an Extreme Poker show for Spike TV.

She is also nominated for "Best Interracial Star" at the upcoming Urban X Awards.

"I am thrilled to be nominated for best interracial star for the 2nd time in a row. Thank you to all my fans!2 said Dee.

'14/7/2009'

      

Hustler 35th Anniversary

Larry Flynt knows how to celebrate an occasion.

The Hustler magazine founder may have outdone himself on Saturday night as he threw a lavish, extravagant affair for 500-plus invited guests at an airplane hangar at the Santa Monica Airport.

The crowd came early and stayed late for this one. In a manner befitting of LFP's stature in adult entertainment, Flynt & Co. commemorated his iconic publication's 35th anniversary with a Heaven-and-Hell-themed, multimedia experience complete with gourmet food, an open bar and 100 completely nude models.

There wasn't a strip club in the country with a better lineup on this night. Girls dressed as angels and devils. Girls groping each other on canopy beds. Mini-fetish shows breaking out next to a table full of cupcakes. Girls lounging naked above the buffet and one in a cage. It was a ridiculous scene as porn stars straddled stripper poles and danced above the main bar in a Garden of Eden setup.

As the sun set on the warm summer evening, Flynt made a grand entrance. Forget the limousine. He pulled onto the tarmac in his black LFP private jet as six girls wearing nothing more than angel wings and high-heels led the party-goers out to greet him. Once inside Flynt dined on sushi at the head table and exchanged pleasantries with a steady parade of friends and admirers while a band performed in front of him. They kept the mood lively and the dance floor packed while performing several cover songs, including some Michael Jackson hits.

Guests walked down a giant red carpet as they entered the hangar, and they were immediately treated to some eye candy as an elevated stage with naked girls handing out red bracelets for "hell" and white ones for "heaven" set the tone. It was also impossible to miss the 30-foot poster of the 35th anniversary edition of Hustler — with Alexis Texas gracing the cover — positioned at the entrance. Hustler placed a couple more anniversary cover posters inside the venue, including one from July 1974 and the 10th anniversary cover from '84. Larry’s wife Liz left nothing to chance in planning the event. She even had 60-foot high mural art brought in representing heaven and hell on each side of the room.

Not surprisingly, the party attracted a who's who of adult that included such luminaries as Ron Jeremy, Nina Hartley, Suze Randall and Tom Byron. Hustler's This Ain’t Star Trek XXX director Axel Braun was spotted as well as longtime Hustler family member, Erica McLean. LFP's executive team – including Michael Klein, Theresa Flynt, Drew Rosenfeld, Jeff Thill, David Diamond, Kristin Spillers and Jennifer who coordinated the talent – made sure everyone felt welcome.

Klein, the LFP president, said as the party was getting underway, "This is about the legacy that Larry built. He took a lot of risks to make this industry what it is."

Ann Marie Rios, one of the sexy porn starlets cavorting on the hell side of the bash, said, "Thirty-five years of being nasty is a long time to do anything. I gotta give it up to him."

'13/7/2009'

      

Cutting your tool...

WANTAGE, England, July 5 (UPI) -- A 54-year-old carpenter in Wantage, England, accidentally cut off his own penis while working with a saw, his mother says.

Stuart Keen's mother, Edna, told The Sunday Telegraph her son had been cutting wood for a cabinet when the saw inflicted the horrific injury. Surgeons were able to reattach the severed appendage, she said.

"Stuart is a carpenter and uses sharp and sometimes dangerous tools," Keen's mother said.

"This was an unfortunate accident but these things happen all the time to people in his profession."

A South Central Ambulance Service spokesman said paramedics found him bleeding in his bathtub.

"I have spoken to him and he is quite embarrassed about the whole incident," Keen's mother told the Telegraph.

'9/7/2009'

      

World's Strongest

A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.

"After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls," she said. "I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!"

The embarrassing first experience did not scare Tatiana off. She developed quite a taste for vagina fitness, and now she has her exercising balls custom-made.

"You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook."

The Russian recommends vaginal exercises to all women who want to improve their sex life.

"It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed," she says.

'9/7/2009'

      

'Vibrators are good'

BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Two recent studies from Indiana University claim that not only is the use of vibrators during sexual activity a common practice, it could also have some health benefits.

The male and female studies, conducted among adult Americans, show 45 percent of men saying they’ve used a vibrator, with most of the heterosexual men surveyed saying they had done so during foreplay or intercourse with a female partner. Roughly 17 percent of the male respondents said they had used a vibrator for solo masturbation.

The studies show that 53 percent of women frequently use vibrators.

According to The Medical News, the studies, "led by researchers at the Center for Sexual Health Promotion in IU's School of Health, Physical Education and Recreation, are the first to publish data about vibrator use from nationally representative samples of the U.S. population. This lack of data has existed despite a longstanding practice by many physicians and therapists to recommend vibrator use to help treat sexual dysfunctions or to improve sexual enjoyment.”

In addition to demonstrating the common use of vibrators, the studies also found that respondents associated the use of vibrators with more positive sexual function and saw the devices as tools for being more proactive about their sexual health.

"The study about women’s vibrator use affirms what many doctors and therapists have known for decades—that vibrator use is common, it’s linked to positive sexual function such as desire and ease of orgasm, and it’s rarely associated with any side effects," Debby Herbenick, associate director of the Center for Sexual Health Promotion, told news reporters.

Michael Reece, director of the Center for Sexual Health Promotion, told Medical News that the studies are important for the contributions they make to an understanding of the sexual behaviors and sexual health of adults in today’s society.

"The study about male vibrator use is additionally important because it shows that vibrator use is also common among men, something that has not been documented before," Reece said.

The studies, which involved 2,056 women and 1,047 men ages 18-60, were funded by Church & Dwight Co. Inc., maker of Trojan brand sexual health products.

'9/7/2009'

      

Porn on the Ipod

TOYKO — Mobile porn is booming in Japan, but it's also overtaxing the delivery systems of 3G Networks.

According to Bloomberg, users with "unlimited access" plans are putting the crunch on service providers such as DoCoMo and KDDI, which are considering caps, even with those devour-all-you-want deals. The bandwidth use is said to spike around midnight, most days.

Bloomberg said typical customers include Takeshi, a 32-year-old Tokyo travel agent who pays 6,300 yen($66) monthly to download as much adult content as he wants on his mobile phone, saying it's "far handier" and admitting he rarely uses a PC now outside his office.

Some 91 million Japanese are said to access the Web via 3G networks, while the online adult industry overall is seeing massive growth — up to 1,000 new customers daily on the largest sites, some of which charge 10,000 yen ($105) per month, reports The Register.

Those sites include Soft On Demand, which features free movie samples and DVDs, its monthly mobile revenue jumping some 40 per cent in the past year, to roughly 15 million yen ($157,392).

"We see the mobile phone as potentially a huge market," said Hirotaka Ishimori, head of the company’s online division. "Fixed-rate data plans, faster Internet access and sophisticated handsets are contributing to that growth.”

Also seeing marked growth is Tokyo-based Digital Media Mart, which runs an online portal for entertainment company Hokuto and offers two-minute video clips and also sells full-length movies. Head of mobile sales Hiroshi Tojo called the mobile porn market in Japan “still relatively untouched."

However, with the mobile porn boom and users taxing network capacity, some telecom analysts in Japan suggest restrictions could be put into place as overall Web traffic snarls and slows like rush hour in downtown L.A. or on the New Jersey Turnpike.

"When you have unlimited data, you're going to have an issue with capacity — it’s an issue that’s been waiting to happen," said Windsor Holden of Juniper Research, which offers free and paid research on the mobile market and frequently makes forecasts regarding growth in adult mobile globally. Juniper has suggested worldwide revenue from porn on mobile devices will more than double to $4.9 billion by 2013.

Japan's the third-largest network, Softbank Corp., which handles Apple iPhone service in the country, confirmed its looking at restrictions placed on unlimited data plans.

Japan launched 3G services in 2001, two years before the U.S. According to Juniper, mobile Internet use in Japan is currently three times that of the U.S. Juniper's Holden told Bloomberg that it's likely Japan could become the first nation to impose mobile use caps.

"It wouldn’t surprise me that it happens in Japan first because they’ve had 3G for so much longer," he said.

'7/7/2009'

      

Molesting Henry

A Polish building contractor working at London's Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital was given his marching orders after a security guard caught him having sex with a Henry Hoover, the Sun reports.

The Henry HooverThe unnamed perv was supposed to be locking up the site, at hospital admin offices, but was instead discovered in the staff canteen "naked and on his knees with the smiling cleaner". The "horrified" guard told the chap to "clean himself and the hoover", then ejected him from the premises. The unnamed vacuum-molestor later told his bosses he was actually cleaning his underwear, describing this habit as "a common practice in Poland". His employer, HG Construction, was having none of it. The company said: "That behaviour is not acceptable, though it gave a few people a laugh."

'6/07/2009'

      

Sex Guide made by a Priest

A Polish priest has published a sex manual advising couples to have a 'saucy and fantasy packed' love life.

Loving couple /Rex

Father Ksawery Knotz's book, entitled In Sex as you don't know it: For married couples who love God, has been described as a "Catholic Kama Sutra".

The Franciscan friar has raised eyebrows by going into graphic detail about how married couples can spice up their sex lives.

"Every act - a type of caress, a sexual position - with the goal of arousal is permitted and pleases God," he writes.

"During sexual intercourse, couples can show their love in every way, can offer one another the most sought after caresses."

Sex in marriage, Father Knotz explains, should not be boring but "saucy, surprising and fantasy packed".

Available through one of Poland's biggest retail chains, the book, which has the backing of the Catholic Church in Poland, has become something of hit, with the publishers already contemplating a reprint.

Some Poles have questioned the competency of a celibate monk who lives in monastery to write about sex.

But Father Knotz says his experience comes from listening to married couples talk about sex, and he has run a website giving sexual advice in both Polish and English for almost a year.

"I compare sex to a football match," he said. "There are rules, for example you can't foul or kick the ball out. However, what goes on on the pitch may involve matches of different standards, different leagues. There can be fantastic matches as well as boring ones."

'2/07/2009'

      

6 Private Titles

Private Media Group has announced the release of six new titles that feature lesbian firewomen, British MILFs, uniforms and older men with younger girls.

The titles include "Lick My Fire,"Young Pussies & Mature Cocks," "Cum Hungry Housewives," "Kinky Sluts in Uniform," "Dripping Wet Lesbian Pussy" and "The Private Life of Tarra White Vol. 3."

"Lick My Fire" features lesbian fire fighters equipped with strapons and dildos. Their duty is described as "to help satisfy the fire that burns between their legs." It stars Renata Black and Natali D'Angelo, along with new talent.

"Young Pussies & Mature Cocks" stars newcomer Madison Parker along with five other teen female performers "who just want to show these older men that they know how to please a man by letting him do whatever he wants to her, even anal for the first time."

"British amateur MILFs are showcased in the title "Cum Hungry Housewives." The title is being released for the first time on DVD.

"Kinky Sluts in Uniform" features nurses with doctors, police officers with suspects and female prison guards with prisoners.

"Dripping Wet Lesbian Pussy" features girl-on-girl action in wet places, including the beach, bath, a river and in a Jacuzzi.

"The Private Life of Tarra White Vol. 3" is a collection of White's performances for Private, which includes anal and girl/girl.

'2/06/2009'

      

Places to Visit

TAIPEI: Taiwan began a process of legalising prostitution on Wednesday making the island the latest place in the world to decriminalise the world's oldest profession. In six months, authorities will stop punishing Taiwan sex workers after prostitutes successfully campaigned to be given the same protection as their clients, a government spokesman said. "Now the client gets off free, but the prostitute gets punished, and that's not fair," spokesman Su Jun-pin said. Taiwan's cabinet will issue regulations within six months, when new regulations take effect, covering locations in Taiwan approved for prostitution. "It's like fishing ," Su said. "The activity may be legal, but in some places you can't do it."Taiwan outlawed prostitution 11 years ago, but older sections of the capital Taipei still teem with underground sex workers in bars and night clubs on the upper floors of high-rise buildings. The Collective of Sex Workers and Supporters, a Taipei-based advocacy group, estimates that 600,000 people are involved in sex-related jobs. "It's something the public has wanted for 12 years," said Collective CEO Chung Chun-tsu . "More and more people are agreeing with this consensus." Local religious groups, however, have opposed the move. Taiwan is the latest place to legalise prostitution. New Zealand allowed brothels to operate freely in 2003, when parliament narrowly voted to overturn 100-year-old sex laws.

'1/07/2009'

      

ETO Show - NEC

The 2009 ETO Show will take place on the 5th/6th July at the NEC Pavilion, National Exhibition Centre, Birmingham, UK.

The ETO Show is a dedicated trade event for the adult industry. The show will bring together around 80 of the biggest names in the industry under one roof, allowing trade visitors to meet up with a large number of both existing and new suppliers. The show will be trade only, with no consumer element to distract visitors and exhibitors from their primary purpose - doing business with each other. Admittance to the show will be entirely free of charge.

'30/06/2009'

      

Sophie Reade

Well BB10 has started in the UK, that's Big Brother in case you didn't realise. The hornyometer is quite high this year, even the lesbian punk Lisa could scrub up fairly well if she grew some hair and got rid of the studs and tattoos.

If you're into the punk look then check out Punkbitches There's a Scottish blonde called Karly who I could swear has a website called scottishangel Saffia is quite fit, you wouldn't kick her out of bed! Noirin is pretty hot, Beinazir too although I'm not sure about the hair. But the creme de la creme is Sophie Reade a hot, busty blonde with big fake tits, great suntan and legs.

This is the kind of hot pussy Big Brother producers should have been putting in the house every year. Not since the cock sucking antics of big tits porn star Lea Walker have we seen such a blatant attempt to insert tits and arse.

'NB - 29/06/2009'

      

Adult Star in 'Bruno'

VENICE, Calif. - Adult star Heidi Mayne is featured in a scene in the upcoming mainstream flick by Sacha Baron Cohen "Bruno," which was filmed unbeknownst by Mayne.

"In October 2008, I was called by my agent, LA Direct Models, and asked if I would be interested in performing in a very unorthodox shoot," Mayne said. “The premise was that this guy was a 30-something-year-old virgin and wanted to lose his virginity to a porn star on camera. I was told he was AIM tested, so of course, I was game.

"So I'm in the bedroom with him and the first thing I notice is that he is wearing way too much makeup. I went with it and started talking to him and he had the worst fake German accent."

The scene continues with Mayne chasing a terrified Bruno around the room.

"He asks me to put on a T-shirt that has the print of a naked man's chest on it and a mustache," Mayne said. "He continues to run all around the room until I get him completely naked, at which point he cups his package with his hands and barrel roll jumps out the window, through the glass — and I'm standing there thinking, this cannot be real."

Calls made to the production company confirmed that Mayne was indeed shot for the upcoming blockbuster summer comedy.

'nb1 29/06/2009'

      

Mamazon

The Score Group's latest hardcore feature film, "Mamazon," will star Score centerfolds Alexis Silver, Rachel Love, Daylene Rio and Kali West, as well as newcomers Alia Janine and Shyla Shy.

In "Mamazon," four explorers trek through a forgotten jungle in search of a statue that, according to legend, has the power to cause phenomenal breast growth. They discover that the legend is true when they stumble across a tribe of super-buxom beauties called the Mamazons, ruled by their cruel queen (Alexis Silver).

"Mamazon" is packaged in a deluxe two-disk limited edition boxed set. It was photographed in high-definition 1080p widescreen format and also is available in Blu-ray.

'NB - 26/09/2009'

      

Loving your Iphone!!!

Mypleasure.com has been given the green light to distribute their app for the Iphone by Apple.

The app is a program for the Iphone that manipulates the vibration mechanism on the phone mainly for one's vibrating pleasure.

Reviewers have found it more of a tease rather than an orgasmic conclusion as the Iphone's vibration is not that strong even when the intensity of the vibrations is increased.

Even so it is big news because it is the first authorised vibrating app for the IPhone.

It is free from the Apple app store and is labelled MyVibe

'NaughtyBrits 26/09/2009'

      

Adult magazine for Singapore

Animal sex, that's sex between consenting animals for beastiality, and nude photography will soon be on Singapore news stands when self-proclaimed love guru Wei Siang Yu launches what he calls the conservative city-state's first "adult entertainment" magazine.

'Naughty Brits - Archived'

      

No Regrets!

Apparently, seven out of ten British pensioners regret not having shagged around more. According to a survey of the biggest regrets among British senior citizens, a whopping 70 percent of retirees -- men and women -- most regret not having more sex in their lifetime. The distant second regret: not travelling more.

The survey was conducted by the UK satellite channel UKTV Gold, so take it with a grain of salt.

'Naughty Brits - Archived'

      

Firefighters rescue woman...

A woman who fell through the floor of an old house while having sex in the Estonian capital Tallinn had to be pulled out of the basement by rescuers using a fire fighter's ladder...

'Naughty Brits - Archived'

      

Cum for Peace

A couple wants global orgasms for peace

A Californian couple has suggested world peace might be achieved if everyone in the world had an orgasm at one time.

'Naughty Brits - Archived'

      

'Wank Week' Palmed Off.

Channel 4 had been planning to run three programs relating to masturbation last month, but they've been 'pulled off' last minute.

No reason was given for the postponement but it could be that Channel 4 didn't want another spate of complaints after they've had this year with two of their flag ship shows, Big Brother and Richard and Judy.

'Naughty Brits - Archived'

      

Jesse's Back

It's been a long time since we last saw her appear in an adult movie - but she's back at last.

"I've been almost 3 years out of the adult industry" Jesse said. "I have been going to school and being a good girl, but I am definitely eager to get back to work, get naked and have some fun.

Jesse, who is famous for her girl only scenes can't wait to hook up with old work colleagues and there are also some new names on the horizon as well.

So boys, watch out!

'Naught Brits - Issue 1'

      

Regan Reese goes Hollywood

Tattooed adult movie star Regan Reese is hitting Hollywood with a starring role in Shane Ryan's film AMATEUR PORN STAR KILLER #3.

Regan will be heating up the mainstream screen with this direct to DVD movie.

She plays an up and cumming' actress picked off the streets by a young serial killer and what starts off as a Dood Samaritan act soon turns out to be a game of cat and mouse.

This movie is available from various outlets and on the Web and has been hailed as "disturbing","nasty","sadistic","haunting","mesmerizing",and "pure exploitation", personally Regan should stick to what she does best!

'Naught Brits - Issue 1'

      

Sex Dolls

Cairns Post reports that a man is breaking into local sex shops and...well, I'm not going to sugar-coat it. He's breaking into sex shops and having sex with the dolls. There I said it!

After he violates the inanimate victims, the culprit leaves them in a nearby street. Police were able to collect DNA at the last crime scene. They think the suspect, described as a tall, skinny Caucasion, may also have left a fingerprint on one of the dolls and on some lubricant in the store. No word on wether he left a phone number for any of his new plastic "friends" to call him.

The owner of the last shop robbed says the man has broken in on other occasions. The burglar has the unusual habit of cleaning up after his crimes. Also, the sex shop owner mentioned the burglar has a particular liking for the "Jungle Jane" model of sex doll. The guy's getting bolder too. During his last break-in attempt he cut a hole in the roof and then climbed down the wall to get away. That time he got scared off by a new alarm system.

'Naught Brits - Issue 1'